Phenom

  I guess I'm gonna have to decide between taking along regular or chunky chips Ahoy tomorrow. I got called today from the life insurance company I interviewed with yesterday and I have another interview tomorrow. Guess the whole act like Red thing panned out. Dunno I think I learned from last week that until I hit the snooze button on the day I'm supposed to start work, that's when this whole ordeal will be over. Can't say it doesn't sound promising though...

I think I'm close to setting the record for most band aids used on a single wound. I mean I have even run through a box of transformer ones that Wes has at his house. This thing is like Clint Eastwood in Hang Em High- It just wont die...

It always amuses me when I walk into a Chinese restaurant and all the workers are Mexican...

I thought if I'm sitting in the sauna with my headphones on and texting away, that would be a pretty strong signal, I'm not really interested in holding a conversation. I mean its hotter than fuck in there and I just wanna get through the 15 minutes. My bad if I'm coming off as an asshole, but odds are we have nothing in common if you're 60 and you're rockin speedos...

I wonder if I'm the only one who has to start the song over that was playing on my MP3 player, in my car when I get in there....

I'm gonna have to speak with Sofia regarding her upkeep of my car's backseat. While I understand the occasional fry will end up on the floor, making my back seat look like the inside of Oscar the Grouch's trashcan is just terrible.

I'm trying to figure out what the highlight of my day was. It was either drinking 128 ozs of water, Brandon telling me he wanted to suck on my nipples, or the Padres beating up on the Cubs again- even though I couldnt watch it...

I thought up of a show today. Maybe its already on TV and I just have never seen it, but I thought of a show where a guy (me) goes and parties with tailgaters at all types of sporting events. I would have you stop me here if there has been a show like this before, but seeing as no one is here, Im gonna go ahead and continue. Obviously I would hit up football games, baseball, and basketball games, but I would also say I would hit up nascar and hockey, and fuck why not, even soccer and tennis. Everything from the debauchery of football tailgating to the pomp and circumstance at a Polo match. I would however always wear shorts, flip flops, and a shirt from one of my favorite music groups-regardless the weather. This would pretty much be my cheap attempt at getting free shirts from cool groups by explaining how I would promote them. I thought of this part over laundry today. I also noticed my Atmosphere shirt is ruined so I need a new one. But anyways back to my show. Basically see how different parts of the country do their pre game drinking and eating for different events. Then after this awesome show took off, we would take this world wide- English Premier league, Bundisliga, Spanish and Italian A series, Argentian, Brazil leagues (all  these are soccer or non american football for those offended by the name soccer), Japanese baseball, Australian rules rugby, Indian Cricket basically sporting events around the world. It would basically be just hanging out with the average people and eat and get drunk with them. I of course would need bodyguards. Especially at events I would care less about (nascar, hockey, curling- I'm talking to you).

The things you think of when you're unemployed and trying to figure out a way to achieve your dream of traveling overseas...

Anyways Here is one from a man you might know- Phenom by the X to the Z. This is for those that wondered what else he did besides pimp people's rides. This man has been a bad motherfucker since Paparazzi - which he came out with in like '94.