SANTA CLAUS GO STRAIGHT TO THE GHETTO

I wanted to give my friends something for Christmas. So since I was incapacitated today with another round of the gout, I decided to write you all some holiday Haikus- its better than a donation to the human fund I say. Hope you enjoy them

Symantec Teammate
welcomes you to his gun show
Kobe is his dog

The Patent Lawyer
A-Team Michael Jackson Fan
Cold Play defender

USC Alum
Even rocked it in their band
Brings limes for limeade

Poway citizen
Patricks O'Harley's Kelly's
My Denny's teammate

Newport Beach Hustler
Mongolian Bar B Que
No fan of Golf boy

The Moons Guitar Man
Watches Korean Movies
Potato Tacos

Vegan is her way
Made her car scrape once or twice
Is Miles Davis Cool

Black Keys fanatic
Toy story 3 ride all star
Scared of the fuel light

Cable T V guy
Don't say real name in public
My Chili's Teammate


Utah Jazz- Really?
The Vegas Haiku Legend
Pit bull look a like

Hawthorne is her home
needs to quit that Dodger shit
Resides with Jazz Fan

A G Employee
Soccer Softball Basketball
His Bachelor Cruise

Claims is her domain
Stuck with Huge after cruise
owns blue or green car

Tireless Promoter
A real female hip hop fan
Whos Birthday was it?

Six foot three doubter
hails from the city of wind
A Derrick Rose Fan.

Saw tree on fire
married to Volkswagen man
mom to awesome ones

He's the god father
drawings are just too bad ass
square feet confuse me

From Napa Valley
politically liberal
too bad ray lutz lost

The Belize Broiler
Is maybe colombian
likes to climb mountains

  Animal Lover
likes to stockpile lots of books
misses griffith park

     Palestinian
tried to kill me at squaw peak
 The desert is home

Temecula Man
the bread man to the masses
his beard is way weird

Merry Christmas!

Roy