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Thursday, February 10, 2011
The Apartment
The Apartment
Nah this aint melrose place
its more for those with an urban taste
no AC bring a fan cuz summers be scorchin'
buy your own raid you brought them cockaroaches
I picked the wallpaper so don't you be scrapin'
or you'll be paying for the repaintin'
bring some febreze cuz the bathroom got no ventilation
what you smokin' askin' about free WiFi
had me laugh so hard you made me cry
the carpet needs steaming thats no doubt
but that chalk outline is what got you the discount
no pool no gym workout with the neighbor's tree
good luck with the cable or direct TV
and don't you be late with the rent
or you'll be on skidrow stayin' in a tent
all I'm sayin' is be glad you can afford this apartment...
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