stories that survived drunken blackouts, constant pleas to realize the greatness of the music I listen to, child raising tales, and other things that might get me fired.
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Most Beautifullest Thing In This World
Its Father's day- A happy one to all my friends who are dads- Danny, Hugo, Bill, Jason, Stacey, Jake, Joel, Saadiq, Derrick, and to my uncle. To all my childless, barren, deprived of the joy of leaving a legacy, have a happy sunday too. Kids really are the most beautifullest things in the world and you too will one day feel that. I received a father's day card from my kids on Thursday which was a nice break from the other pieces of mail I have been receiving lately-haha, damn set backs. Anyways this is the first one I wont be having with my kids- I worked yesterday and wasnt able to make it down there this weekend. Its cool though because I will be down there next weekend. Chilis La Mesa is calling my name afterall... Today I think I will either get in a quick hike or run by the beach and then hit up my basketball game around 5. I myself have been playing some horrible ball- the other night I blew 4 easy put ins and even though I was fouled on all of them, I should have made them. my shot is also off although during warms up I hit everything. need to find a way to do that in games. The rebounding is still there obviously cuz I'm too awesome not to grab every board.... But then after that I guess just lounge at the ludus.
Beginning this week, I am gonna start hitting up the gym full time again- Ive been slacking- in preparation for Havasupai. Issam is making it out to be the most exhausting, terrifying hike ever, what with rodents, helicopter rescues, heat strokes, falling rocks, having to out play the devil on your favorite instrument, having to solve a riddle from the troll at the bridge, and needing to have whip skills like indiana jones in order to get to the campsite. Me? I'm not worried. The only thing I'm missing from my arsenal are them pants that convert into shorts with zippers. But still a little boot camp training me style will only make the hike go a little more smoother...
The type of job I have right now requires that you have people around your cubicle that make the day go by faster. Saadiq and Ivan are these types of cats. The other day I realized Saadiq and me were arguing over Hockey. Please note that this is a Mexican and Black guy arguing over HOCKEY.
" The throwing of octopus onto the ice is really only a Detroit thing dude"
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" I've been looking at this dude's billing and I'm about to hit him with the dreaded 'I don't know' hahahahahaha"
" Oh man haha not that! you cant make something up? Weave a confusing tale of the autoclub billing practices that confuses him to the point of giving up and just paying what the bill says?"
" hahaha tried that already and this man is no fool.- hold up"
Saadiq returns to his phone call and confused policyholder
" Thanks for holding sir, I looked at your billing and I gotta be honest- I DONT KNOW... yes sir what you youre welcome I will look into this further and call you back. I promise."
Me to Saadiq
" Its alright Saadiq you did the best you could, you did the best you could. Shake that off, shake that off! there will be a tomorrow!"
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" I'm coming up with a top ten list of ice cube hits that werent singles."
" 'My Summer Vacation?'"
"hahha you know it- what you know about 'My Summer Vacation'!"- Saadiq's response to every hip hop rap group or song I know that he doesnt think I should know.
Man I rocked some Ice Cube before he turned soft and went all hollywood. actually lethal injection. that was the last thing i ever purchased from him... Too Short, BDP, NWA, Geto Boys- man that was my childhood-then I heard bonita applebum, check the rhyme, the choice is yours, and my west coast love went on hiatus...
" What you know about the Low End Theory?"
"haha I know regardless what music you listen to from punk to rap to classical, to mexican ranchero music, you better have that in your top ten albums of all time."
Keith Murray- The Most Beautifullest thing in this world. I'm off to start this Sunday.
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