The graduate

When disaster strikes, describes this scene
There's take out, trash, liquor- not one spot clean
Passed out, boxers only on his floor
Couldn't quite figure out his bedroom door
Finals were on Thursday and he had to celebrate
Aced his shit and he's gonna graduate
So he went on a bender
And ten years later whose gonna remember
That he grabbed her ass and got slapped by the bartender
Proceeded to get cut off on his 16th beer
Oh well he's the future of America let's make that clear
That plane you fly in, he'll be the engineer
So it was her loss
One day soon he'll make more than her boss
And that's all he really tried to explain
That she should jump ship and board his train
His red face proof of the rejection
So it was time to stumble back to the apartment
Wasted yet again his neighbors can tell
As he pulls it put to piss below his stairwell
And they hope he gets over this
Cuz one day he might run this government...